It’s officially past midnight EST (UTC-5) which means that it is officially Valentine’s Day for me.
Most importantly though, it is now my birthday, therefore I am the only person that matters today – I may as well be the only person in the universe. I love birthdays. I especially love my birthday because it’s the only day of the year that I feel like I can justifiably be an attention whore.
So I demand that you revere me today while I have the opportunity.
I’ll also note that today begins the holy two-week period where I’m technically a year older than Joe and by consequence, I am undisputedly superior.
Now that I’ve made my point, the rest of this thread will serve as an AMA (within reason). I will only answer questions accompanied by a picture of your favorite animal.
humor me
fear me
praise me